Top 10 Bollywood Comic Dialogues

Bollywood movies are incomplete without comedy. Be it a romantic love story, thriller or even a horror movie all of them have a comic element to lighten up the mood of the audience. Some dialogues make us laugh but some of them become unforgettable, and become a part of our day to day life.

Let’s have a look at the top 10 comic dialogues-

1. Aap Purush Hi Nahi …… Mahapurush Hai Mahapurush!!

Movie- Andaz Apna Apna

This dialogue was repeatedly used by Aamir Khan Aamir Khan or Mohammed Aamir Hussain Khan is Bolly >> Read More... (Amar) in the movie. The impeccable timing of Aamir Khan and the response of his co-actors makes this dialogue a memorable one.

2. Aankhen Nikalke Gotiyaan Khelunga

Movie- Andaz Apna Apna

Crime master Gogo Naam Hai Mera, Aankhen Nikaal Ke Gotiyaan Khelunga. An iconic dialogue of an iconic character. In fact, all the dialogues of Shakti Kapoor Personal life: Shakti Kapoor was born in Delhi, In >> Read More... are worth mentioning such as “Aaya Hu Kuch Toh Leke Jaunga”, “Suno Suno Duniya Ke Logo Sabse Bada Hai Mister Gogo.” The complete look and attire of Shakti Kapoor were hilarious, and of course, no one can question his exceptional acting talent.

3. Draupadi Teri Akele Ke Nahi Hai…Hum Sab Shareholder Hain

Movie- Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro

This movie is one of the best comedy movies of all time. The Mahabarat scene towards the end of the film is undoubtedly the funniest scene with some classic dialogues such as “Cheer Haran Ka Idea Drop Kar Dia Hai”, “Nalayak, Adharmi, Durachari, Vamachari, Bhrashtachari, Bol Sorry!”and “This is too much. Yeh Akbar Kahan Se Aa Gaya?”. For all those who still haven’t seen this movie, this is surely a must watch.

4. Utha Le Re Baba, Utha Le… Mereko Nahin In Dono Ko Utha Le

Movie- Hera Pheri Hera Pheri is a comedy based TV show which came on >> Read More...

Babu Rao Ganpat Rao Apte. This character needs no introduction. Babu Rao became widely popular because of ‘ Paresh Rawal The Padma Shri award winner who shot to fame with >> Read More... ’s natural acting and his falling dhoti. If you have seen the film then you know ki “Yeh Babu Rao Ka Style Hai.”

5. Dost Fail Ho Jaye Toh Dukh Hota Hai... Lekin Dost First Aa Jaye Toh Zyada Dukh Hota Hai

Movie- “3 Idiots”

This movie is a story of three friends and this scene depicts the honest feelings of friends. Although friends love each other but when one friend comes first and the other two come last they are not able to digest the fact. Every friend can relate to this dialogue.

6. Itna Susu Late Kaha Se Ho? Humare Paas Toh Nahi Hai Itna. Yeh Talaab Tumne Bhara Hai!

Movie- Bhool Bhulaiyaa Click to look into! >> Read More...

Hilarious. There is no other word for this dialogue and ‘ Akshay Kumar Akshay Kumar was born on 9th September 1967 and hi >> Read More... ’s acting in this movie. This movie is full of intelligent humor and interesting scenes. One can watch this movie again and again.

7. If You Can’t Change The Girl, Change The Girl

Movie - Chashme Baddoor Click to look into! >> Read More...

This dialogue shows the frustration of the boys when they are in a relationship with a girl who is not their type. Guys often hear this dialogue from their friends who use it to mock them.

8. Jab Bade Baat Kar Rahe Ho; Toh Beech Mein Toka Nahi Karte- When Elders Get Cozy; Youngers Don’t Put Their Nosy

Movie- Bol Bachchan Click to look into! >> Read More...

If you like this translation then surely you will like this movie as well. It has some hilarious translation of the commonly used Hindi idioms such as “Saale Ko Kutte Ki Maut Maarunga - Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death.” and “Bagal Mein Chora Aur Shehar Mein Dhindhora — Boy under armpit and hyper city noise pollution.”

9. Tumhara Pyaar Na Ho Gaya..UPSC Ka Exam Ho Gaya. 10 Saal Se Paas Hi Nai Ho Raha

Movie- ‘Raanjhanaa’

Set in UP, the dialogues of the movie are written in typical UP spirit. The dialogues are very relatable and witty. A special mention must be given to the dialogues-“ Gali Ke Laundon Ka Pyaar Aksar Doctor Aur Engineer Le Jaate Hai…Dil Chota Na Kar”and “Aashiq Ki Tab Nahi Fatti Jab Mehbooba Ki Shaadi Ho Jaaye Par Tab Fatti Hai Jab Khud Ki Shaadi Ho”

10. You Are A Good Question. But Your Question Hurt Me

Movie- “ Tanu Weds Manu Click to look into! >> Read More... Returns”

No one can forget Pappi from Tanu Weds Manu Returns with his side-splitting dialogues and expressions, he becomes the center of attraction. And the lecture scene is remarkable.