10 Times When Indian Daily Overstepped Even The Limits Of Irrationality

1. Reincarnation or longer than usual life-Reborn once?? Twice?? Thrice?? No. As long as director’s conscious recurrently hits him about the worth of a particular character in dragging the story line of a serial. If you work for our brilliant Indian daily soaps, worry no more my friends, death is not your biggest adversary! Um, if Diya goes off or Pooja ki thaali falls then you’re on your own!

2. Because our daughter-in-laws can even demean the vanity of our very own deduction expert Sherlock Holmes and bring him to his knees.

3. Day, night, evening, afternoon, birthdays, funerals, pujas and so on, heavy make-ups and jewelry are the essence of your identities ladies that can trace you back to your roots.

4. ‘Sasural Simar Kaa’ or Game of Thrones?? Wait! What? Spare them at least!

5. Just when you thought that after pataali devi, nagins and nevlas and what not, Bhardwaaj Parivaar has bravely overcome all the obstacles of being the worst show ever!

6. Apparently, 6 days a week and half-an-hour share of tolerating this shows is not enough, they want to see you die slowly, painfully, inch by inch, breathe by breathe, till your brain run out of power of reasoning.

7. Ladies and Gentlemen, now we present to you, our very own version of ‘The Faceless God’.

8. Because irony - Shows like these ends within the blink of an eye to never return.

Instead, now crappy ones like these go on till eternity….

9. You know you are in for a serious shock when even a bullet is not enough to kill a human, especially when you know it’s not ‘ Deadpool Click to look into! >> Read More... ’ or ‘Wolverine’ but our very own child bride ‘ Anandi Anandi is a Telugu translation of the Hindi televi >> Read More... ’ who was shot directly in her cerebrum.

10. Hierarchical order of values to remember while watching an Indian daily soap;

*Sanskaar*

*values*

*family*

*father*

*mother*

*siblings*

* Miscellaneous neighbours*

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*logic*

And that’s not all folks, all thanks to them that the face of Indian soap opera is full of…